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Joke of the Day
"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."
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"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."
"So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit."
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"I might not be a gynecologist But I know a cunt when I see one"
"In the morning, I woke up on the floor next to my bed. I must have fell asleep."
"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."
"No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant."
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