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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."

"People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi."

"Never own a pet store. Stores make bad pets."

"hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it."

"I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side."

"Well at least Trump and I have one thing in common.. ..we both think his daughter is hot."

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"

"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"

"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."