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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."

"Why did Trump bring his dog to the rally ? Because he likes it *ruffed up* !"

"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."

"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."

"[job interview] Him: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm very independent. Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: Tell him, Mom. Mom: He is!"

"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."

"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"

"How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves? They Rocked their doors."