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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you divide 69 by 2? A lonely man's handjob."

"Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans? 'Cuz they were stalin'!"

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."

"What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison"

"How do you defend yourself against a gang of horny masochistics? You probably have to beat them off with a stick!"

"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."

"Why doesn't the pope like the Higgs Boson? Because you can't have mass without him"

"Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"blacksmith joke A blacksmith asked his apprentice, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" He replied: ""No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""