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Joke of the Day

"How do you defend yourself against a gang of horny masochistics? You probably have to beat them off with a stick!"

"How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full? A couple of seconds."

"Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!"

"I love cooking with wine Sometimes I even put it in the food."

"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around? The Drummer"

"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"

"Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m."

"I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny cracker, the body of Christ was a tiny quesadilla."