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Joke of the Day

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question."

"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"

"Two nuns in an alleyway Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach."

"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"

"I see wed people."

"Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think ""Maybe I did that with my mind""?"

"The three words most hated by men during sex? ""Are you In?"" or ""Is It In?"""

"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."