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Joke of the Day

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews"

"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."

"Selfie... Because it's important to realize that it's not the photographer who is making you look ugly."

"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"

"When I was a kid, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. They let me bang them as long as it wasn't after midnight. They always slept better after being banged."

"I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad"

"Why do you never hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent..."

"so i was on youtube... and people started making jokes here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-XLL3nbYU&feature=fvwp great song too"

"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""