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Joke of the Day
"What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison"
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"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."
"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."
"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."
"For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange And stayed home."
"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"No wonder Santa is so jolly... He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays. You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now"
"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."