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Joke of the Day

"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."

"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth long ears"

"Texting you back right away doesn't make me a psycho. What makes me a pyscho is watching you through your window while petting your cat."

"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."

"Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere."

"My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool."

"I'm lactose intolerant, too. Do the pills work for you? It's a crap shoot."

"The more vital your research, the less people will understand it."