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Joke of the Day

"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."

"Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!"

"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I'm getting at? Men, GIVE BACK OUR MOON!"

"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."

"Your plastic surgery looks amazing. Your rotting, lifeless corpse is going to look so young. The other corpses will be so jealous."

"What is Hillary Clinton's stance on Islamic State? That depends on what the definition of ISIS."

"What do you call a guy with diarrhea who just had his father committed to the insane asylum? A crap happy chappy with a slap happy pappy."

"Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor"

"What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman"