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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."

"What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time? He screwed, nutted, and bolted."

"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."

"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"

"Remember that time Hitler had a juice cleanse?"

"I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat"

"What do they call soda in Rome? Pope."

"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"

"Where do terrorists go for a drink? The Allahu Ak-Bar."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."