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Joke of the Day
"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"
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"How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened."
"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"
"The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it."
"I need to stop seeing caution tape as some kind of finish line."
"What's the best Disney song to listen to while having a threesome? You've Got a Friend in Me"
"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."
"what did they tell the eastern European tree who wanted a room at the hotel california you can czech in any time you want but you can never leaf"
"Seriously ppl who eat pizza with a fork & knife? This is America. We shove it in our faces like the rest of the fat people. Get it together."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."