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Joke of the Day
"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"
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"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."
"What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs."
"3rd eye: youre on drugs 4th eye: youre a nerd 5th-7th eyes: ??? 8th eye: you are now a spider 9th eye: spider on drugs 16th eye: nerd spider"
"I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... ""It should. It was fresh ground this morning"""
"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."
"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"
"What is the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."
"Ellen Pao's front teeth"