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Joke of the Day
"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."
"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ? Nothing they just waved!!! Sea what I did there!!! If you laughed hit that like button, come on don't be a beach Thank you thank you "
"Finally I found out how hashtags work #hashtag # hashtags #work #how #found"
"Batman doesn't kill. Wayne Enterprises is a defense contractor. Guy is conflicted about the wrong things."
"HOW MANY BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT A WALL? Well, since 1 baby could paint 0 walls, it would take infinite babies to paint a wall."
"What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Did you hear about that new supervillain, The Weather Man? I hear he's taking the world by storm"
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""