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Joke of the Day
"How does a French woman hold her liquor? By the ears."
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"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""
"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."
"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."
"We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow, if we turned it over to Google's ad department."
"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"
"What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !"
"4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night me: warp speed 4 y/o: warp speed isn't real me: neither is Santa go to sleep"
"One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway."