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Joke of the Day

"Me: are you serious? GF: yes I can't take it anymore, you're too unpredictable Me: [wearing a different shirt] what are you talking about?"

"At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!"

"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""

"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"

"How does a tornado tell the time? It checks the tornado watch."

"What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"What is something a lot of redditors mix up? /r/askreddit and /r/jokes titles"

"My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant."

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."