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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? A downs comforter."
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"Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard."
"Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh."
"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."
"What do you call a dog with two vaginas? Snatches"
"Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom."
"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"
"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."
"My car broke down outside Dominos last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the driver."