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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"

"Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it."

"Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out."

"Turns out the guy I tipped is NOT the men's room attendant & now I really just want to get this BJ over with."

"Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror?"

"I tried to make my racing snail faster by taking off its shell But that just made it more sluggish"

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."

"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"

"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!"""