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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"

"If Emblem were a bad employee... Would you Fire Emblem?"

"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"

"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"

"INTERVIEWER: Would you like a donut? ME: *takes three* I: Um, ok, what's your greatest strength? ME: [grabbing two more donuts] Self-control"

"What do you call a hard working midget? A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one"

"Why do Japanese people love mechs so much? Because of all the metal in their brains."

"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"M: HEY, DID YOU REMEMBER CONDOMS? H: FFS, use your inside voice M: *whispers* did you remember condoms? H: can this wait til after mass?"