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Joke of the Day
"I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one."
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"Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable."
"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"
"My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia"
"The opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants is TowelWeave CircleShorts"
"Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat"
"Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs. Turns out he's lack toes intolerant."
"Nice try traffic, but I'm not murdering anyone today."
"How do you piss off a gay guy? Fuck his boyfriend in the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains."
"Did you hear about the pillow factory that blew up last week? There was a big panic at first, but it's all settled down now."