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Joke of the Day

"All those subreddits going private proves that Reddit's CEO isn't the person that should be in Pao-er"

"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."

"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."

"I thought I had a Twitter Crush but his wife thought otherwise"

"I'm thinking about having an open casket funeral... Remains to be seen. :D"

"I tried to start learning French verbs... ...but it's impossible with all the new pronouns."

"What do Oranges and Apples have in common? They're both orange except for the Apple."

"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."

"Shoveling snow would be so much more fun if it were porn."

"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"