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Joke of the Day

"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."

"R.I.P. the phrase ""I don't have an opinion on it."" Born 1550 - Died 2014"

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"

"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"

"What did Donald Duck say to Goofy? I Fucked your Dad !! Lol !!"

"Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy hijacking"

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"