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Joke of the Day

"A young boy asks his Jewish father if he can have $10.... The father responds ""8 dollars?! What do you need 6 dollars for?!"" :)"

"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."

"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."

"Whenever I read the phrase ""We've changed our privacy policy,"" I just shrug and assume they already have pictures of me on the toilet."

"Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."

"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"

"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"

"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."

"Woman from Q [NSFW] There was once a woman from Q. She filled her vagina with glue. she said with a grin, if you paid to get it in, you'll pay to get it out too."