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Joke of the Day

"I am not racist ... My shadow is black."

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"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"
"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."
"What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs? Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg"
"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."
"If I had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... Black people would rob me!"