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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"
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"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"
"I don't know what Germany's favorite letter is but I can definitely tell you it's... Not C."
"Knock knock... * Who's there? * Freep * Freep Who? * No thanks!"
"Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"
"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"
"A vampire walks into a bar and asks for for a cup of boiling water The bartender says to the vampire dont vampiers drink blood? the vampire pulls out a used tampon and say yes im making tea!"
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job to give him something to respect..."