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Joke of the Day
"Thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me It means a great deal"
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"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."
"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""
"""There's no such thing as a stupid opinion."" Said the world's first feminist"
"Last night while texting and driving i ran over a kid on his bike I know it's terrible but we all do stupid shit when we're drunk."
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell."
"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."
"I'm so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down."
"Of course I like you, which is why I have to act like I don't like you so you'll know how much I like you."
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"