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Joke of the Day

"I'm so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down."

"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""

"Daddy Are you my son?"

"I'm not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant."

"Bet you I can guess how much she weighs. She's about one... FAT BITCH!"

"What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards? Dyslexia"

"What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11? One is a part-time job the other an inside"

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?"""

"Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good."

"How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, just upgrade to windows"