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Joke of the Day
"What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable? Leek."
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"Sometimes when I throw up I like to pretend the toilet is a baby bird and you're not even reading this anymore are you."
"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."
"Adult Trick-or-Treating: Walk around ringing doorbells & everyone gives out a shot of booze or a bong rip to each other. Make it happen."
"What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider a muon."
"[At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here."
"The Annual Urology vs Proctology Basketball Tournament ended predictably... Urology is #1 Proctology is #2"
"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."
"Bush did NOT do 9/11 EDIT: Last edited by President George Bush, 2002"
"If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"