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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."

"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."

"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"

"Do you know how to spot a clickbait? If you're reading this, you don't."

"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."

"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."

"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"

"What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato"