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Joke of the Day
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
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"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."
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"A man walks into a caffe splash"
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"If you suddenly realize it's 3pm and you've gotten nothing accomplished, it's OK to go back to bed."
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"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"
"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."
"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."