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Joke of the Day
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
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"Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that ""Intervention-y"" feeling at first."
"*goes into kitchen *makes toast *pours coffee *sits at table *opens Sunday paper ""WHO ARE YOU & WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?"" *sighs *leaves"
"What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year? ram a man"
"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."
"What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands? ""I literally can't even."""
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases? An innertube."
"I don't understand why people make jokes out of 9/11 Those jokes are just plane wrong"