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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm."
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"Joke about China [censored]"
"Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back."
"The worst part of locking your keys in your car What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger"
"My girlfriend wanted 8 inches.... So I fucked her twice"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up her ass"
"I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won't talk to you anymore."
"What was David Bowie's last hit? Probably Morphine"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention"
"Please keep the Christ in Christmas, because HalloChristween would just be weird."