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Joke of the Day

"They call me Metal Gear Because my snake is solid"

"Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help."

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old? What base you're counting in."

"Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything."

"how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh TEN TICKLES AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is my favorite joke"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty."