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Joke of the Day

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""

"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."

"[paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website"

"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"

"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"

"Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her"

"What is Donald trumps favorite street? Wall Street *badum tshhh*"

"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"

"Why did Yoda never get married? Because when he was standing by alter, and asked ""If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife?"" His response was ""Do I?"""

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car."