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Joke of the Day

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""

"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"

"Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold."

"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"

"Why does Noddy wear a giant red hat with a yellow tinkling bell on the end of it? Because he's a cunt."

"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."

"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."

"The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses."

"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""