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Joke of the Day
"The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent."
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"If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I'm just a pilot so I always travel"
"me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!"
"What's the difference between having sex while skydiving and a smelly vagina? Well, one's a kinky stunt..."
"I'm out of coffee until tomorrow, but I just saw three squirrels doing it together so I guess my Monday's balancing out pretty well."
"Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money."
"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face"
"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!! 1): Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2): Die"
"Current adult status: Just got into a heated debate about whether or not Merida from Brave is a Disney princess. I won. She is not."