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Joke of the Day

"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"

"If a girl asks if you think she's fat, say yes. She'll value your honesty. Day 47: I didn't even know we had a basement. Help. You can only regurgitate food and water for so long."

"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"

"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"

"""People want to drink a panic attack."" -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy"

"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"

"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"

"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"

"A telemarketer called and said,""can I speak with the man of the house."" I replied, ""sure"" and gave the phone to the cat."