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Joke of the Day
"How much do my arms have to weigh before I can be considered heavily armed?"
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"It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom Until they're flashing behind you"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !"
"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"
"This vacuum has amazing suction but no respect for my safe word."
"All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown."
"Have you heard about the internet couple that broke up? They just didn't click together anymore."
"What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie"
"Last night I was at the bar and this guy kept yelling ""bastard"" at his pint of beer. It's never nice to witness substance abuse."
"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."