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Joke of the Day

"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."

"<at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say ""have fun"" but...OK."

"I used to steal punchlines from others I still do, but I used to, too."

"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"

"please, Frankenstein was my creator's name; call me The Monster"

"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"

"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"[hears a dog in the distance barking in the middle of the night] Yeah I'd love to be friends."

"I'm going to open a restaraunt called pantera bread It will be similar to panera bread, but the food we serve will be much heavier"

"What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth? GingINVITEus in!"