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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""

"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."

"What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language? A Bulgarity."

"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"

"Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."

"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"

"Trump's inauguration had a low turnout Still more than Hillary's inauguration"

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"

"So much sh*t comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous."

"When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !"