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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor."

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"I wish I was a little bit kidding when I say that I just chose peanut M&Ms over regular ones because protein"
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"
"How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? With a pitchfork!"
"What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch."
"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"
"Me: I can't get the taste of sour balls out of my mouth Friend: I love those candies Me: Candies?"
"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."
"How do you make soup golden? You add 24 carrots."
"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "