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Joke of the Day
"How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? With a pitchfork!"
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"Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers? They can only learn 4 moves."
"What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa."
"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."
"How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??"
"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."
"[neil degrasse tyson voice] the film is called Home Alone but thats actually a misnomer. in fact, kevin was joined in his home by 2 burglars"
"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
"It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport."