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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no really good steak jokes? Because they're a rare medium well done"
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"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games (alternate) But my preferred style in bed is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start."
"Who is the chess player's dream companion? A *Czech Mate*"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. That joke never gets old..."
"I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite."
"Why are Subway cooks called ""Sandwich Artists""? Even art majors deserve recognition"
"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Was in the hot tub a full 3 minutes before I noticed the floating chipmunk so probably don't ask me questions about a crime scene"
"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."
"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"