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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."
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"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"
"I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her."
"My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan. ""Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupee."""
"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."
"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"
"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""
"Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though."
"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""
"What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11."