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Joke of the Day

"My friend just posted this on Facebook. He'll make a classic dad one day. I remember 2013 like it was yesterday OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!"

"What does a cow measure its harddrive in? Moogabytes"

"My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis I think im going to fail since I just drew police box."

"Hiding my rewards card in the bushes by my coffee shop so I don't have to keep freakin' remembering to bring it"

"""How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?"" - The pitch for the month of December."

"With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again. They'll also be getting snow too."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy"

"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"

"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."

"looks vs personality Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality."