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Joke of the Day
"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."
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"Why did the M&M 's go to college? Because they wanted to be smarties."
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"
"I think I have hit rock bottom in my life. Do you know where I can buy some new tacks?"
"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"
"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."
"If the Terminator was female the line would have been, ""I might be back, I haven't decided yet."""
"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."
"Babies and Gin I like my babies like I like my martinis. Shaken."
"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."