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Joke of the Day

"I can't remember my memory ever being this good I think"

"Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government."

"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."

"Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?"

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"What did batman say to robin? What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat-mobile? ""Get in"""

"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"

"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."

"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"