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Joke of the Day

"A chicken crosses the road... ..and meets 007 on the other side. ""What's your name?"" Asks the chicken. ""Bond, James Bond,"" Says 007. ""And how about you?"" ""Ken,"" Says the chicken. ""Chic Ken."""

"How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!"

"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"

"Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown."

"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"

"Do the republicans shocked that Trump is their nominee also get surprised when they put cake batter in the oven and it becomes a cake?"

"The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line... ...i almost shit her pants!"

"No wonder Jared lost weight... He doesn't like footlongs."

"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"