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Joke of the Day
"I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho."
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"At my funeral, I want a homie to adjust my junk one last time. I'm not gonna rest peacefully if my balls are pinched between my legs."
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"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"
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"Girl, you can call me the Pillsbury Doughboy because I got whatchu knead.."