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Joke of the Day
"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
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"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"
"Yo mama so fat... ... The holiday photos are still printing"
"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"
"*at the confessional Priest: .'..and do you repent? Do you plan to repeat these sins?' Me: 'You mean, like, ever?'"
"What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip"
"What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook? The NecroNomNomNom!"
"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."
"*buying a dog* Is this a good dog? ""Oh yeah, very good dog."" Do any tricks? ""No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."""
"At the doctor's... - Sir, you need to stop masturbating. - Why, doc? - So I can start examining you!"