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Joke of the Day
"I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are SO annoying."
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"Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic."
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."
"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"
"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."
"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"34% stats on reddit are made up. . . Like your love life."
"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."
"What do turtles do for fun? Play hide and shell."
"What is the definition of a 'double standard'? If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual."