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Joke of the Day
"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
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"This guy at my work fell into the upholstery machine today. Don't worry, hes fully recovered."
"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."
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"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"
"Asian gangs, also known as study groups.."
"If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs."
"I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug."
"What an age we live in... ... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people."
"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."