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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick."

"Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this."

"I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out."

"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West."

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."

"Do you know the meaning ""Happy wife, happy life""? I tend to go with ""Happy wife, extended life."""

"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."

"Netflix is red, Xanax is blue. Put them together for a fun afternoon."