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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."

"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."

"Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!"

"How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"

"Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head."

"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."

"Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage.."

"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."

"Sometimes I wonder if the entire world is full of defensive, conceited douchebags who can't laugh at themselves... Then I read some Reddit comments and I'm almost certain of it."