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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad."
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"Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in."
"Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your two and a half inch floppy disk into a hard disk."
"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."
"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."
"My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen."
"Going to open a used car dealership & employ only super cute girls who will cry until you buy something"
"What cars do cows drive? Cattleacs"
"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."
"Nsfw. My wife and I had not had sex in a couple months but this morning she woke up randy... He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex."